A Bank Robber’s Nursery Rhyme
LyricS
Haven’t got a penny, haven’t got a dime
But I know how to have a good old time
I ain’t got a dollar, baby when I do
I’m gonna go and spend it all on you
When I get the money we can run away
Sing a little song ‘bout yesterday
They’re never gonna catch me long as I’m alive
You and me together, we’ll survive
Honey in the pantry, put it in the tea
Stir it with a spoon for you and me
Sitting in the parlor, waiting for your ma
You’re the best gal I ever saw
When we get the money we can run away
I don’t give a holler what they say
They’re never gonna find us till the day we die
You and me together, we’ll get by
Putting on your dress and looking mighty fine
Lacquering my shoes until they shine
You can have my heart if I can have your hand
I can make your daddy understand
I haven’t got a penny, haven’t got a dime
But I know how to have a good old time
I ain’t got a dollar, baby when I do
I’m gonna go and spend it all on you
Break the lock box, get the gold
Just as much as I can hold
Out the door, to the car
Oh, together, we’ll go far
This is a holdup, momma
I was born to be a bank robber
Hand over your last gold dollar
This is a holdup, momma
(This is a holdup)
This is a holdup, momma
(This is a holdup)
They’re never gonna catch me long as I’m alive
You and me together, we’ll survive
c. 2014 Goodnight, Texas - Seriously Serious Songs (ASCAP) / Porch Couch Songs (ASCAP)
Appears on the 2014 album “Uncle John Farquhar”
Recorded by Goodnight, Texas
Mixed by Scott McDowell
Mastered by Jonathan Kirchner